Don’t You Just Hate Workplace Politics

March 6, 2009

Why hello Cell Blogers.. long time i know but hey… late shit happens. lol

I would like to have a word on the workplace for todays Uber Late Post

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Dont you just hate it when a workplace is run like a school,
with its stupid little rules like dont talk, keep 10 feet away from one and other, like a fucking Nazi concentration camp. Oh and if you misbehave you get sent to the managers office like a little kid being sent to the headmaster / principal’s office for a little chat and some Lines.. or better yet the dreaded Record Card or Pink Slip that most work places must have that basicly logs a record of all the times you have misbehaved..

What pisses me off most is the way how some managers go about spreading their authority about asif we are running a god damn military operation! half the time tho it’s not them or their fault, it’s all down to the bosses above them dictating rules down the so called “chain of command”

The only thing that is missing is us saluting. Saluting them every time they walk into the same room.

But with all that being said i guess all that crap is easy to deal with when compared to the Politics of a workplace. and boy it happens alot even in the smallest of workplaces!!!

The amount of Bitching, Glory Stealing, Back Stabing, Arse Kissing, and the super annoying Favorite staff member, Who by reasons out of their control is hated by everyone. among all the top players im also trying to figure out were the Workplace Slut is placed in all this? Maybe the rest of the ladys hate the female in question. But the guys dont hate her as they will be harboring hopes of getting a little Poontang but at the same time wont respect her for a second.

With the Cluster Fucks who i have just mentioned seriously messes up any chance of a decent working environment among it’s staff. But Hey we all put up with it as its unavoidable and most of the time stick a plastic smile on our faces just to make the day go faster.

Adding to everything i have said i also believe it’s one of the many reasons why Factions are made. The Us Versus Them mentality, Groups within sub groups, right down to the Village idiot (We all have them in our workplace) who hasn’t got a single clue with whats going on around them.

Were im going with this i have no idea. But i thought i would Vent out some Feelings on a place that we all can find a fault with or understand the Politics stinks like a pile of horse shit from here to kingdom come

So with that being said i have a question for you all That i was discussing with a mate of mine

“Who do you think would win in a Movie/TV Character:
Mega Rumble Out of”

Note: The Characters NOT The Real Life Actors

Ethan Hunt: (Mission impossible, Movies)
James Bond: (Bond, Movies)
Bryan Mills: (Takken Movie)
Frank Martin: (Transporter, Movies)
Jason Bourne: (Bourne, Movies)
Jack Bauer: (24. TV Series)

Place your comments from 5th to 1st on who would go out first to your Mega Rumble Winner

Quote of the Day:
Talent Does what it can, Genius does what it must
Edward Bulwer-Lytton (1803 – 1873)

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Feelings on recent Kaka Saga & the odd Tedious Tendency

January 21, 2009

Updated. Check Bottom of Post

Hello people i got some Feelings i want to talk about. first i would just like to mention the Kaka Saga for the first and Last time.

Well them dirty Manc fuckers, NO not the UTD Mancs But the CITY Eastland Mancs, i cant believe they have come out and said Kaka, His Father his mother and brother from another mother and the fucking CAT was asking for to much money?

TO MUCH MONEY!??!!?!?!?! TO MUCH FUCKING MONEY THEY SAY…

Im telling you. i am rather pissed off at reading, hearing and Seeing such statements from the Wannabie Big club brigade. first of all offering over 100+ mill for one player is Stupid and not smart. and any player Greedy Enough would have ripped their hand off for that kind of money. but KAKA showd his not a Money Grabbing shit bag like Robinho. so to turn around and say he/ they/ them wanted more is fucking pathetic and smells of Sour grapes with a glass of Gone Off Milk that’s been Warmed up in the bloody microwave.

They (The New Nazi’s of football) thought they could fly over to milan and drop 100 pound notes on the San Siro with a Stealth bomber. So when they fly back with no KAKA, No Father or Brother from another mother and even the bloody Cat to show for their troubles, they start a Smear campaign against Kaka and Milan. oh of witch they say Milan got cold Feet, another load of Cluster Bollocks from the Wannabie Big club brigade.

End of the day my point is this. if KAKA was Greedy he would have took the stupid Sum they had on the table and Not ask for more as the offer was already stupidly high and higher then any deal that would get offered to him in the History of Football. its well and truly clear to see that all of them over at Eastlands has come back like a Whiped Dog. Thats all i have to say on the that.

On to somthing a little more tedious… like tedious tendency’s or obsessive compulsive disorder’s 🙂

have any of you got any silly tendency’s to somthing like Have your Music or DVD Collection in Alphabetical order? or anything along them lines??

Well as for me i can say i do for sure. as when it comes to my DVDs i have to have them in Company order of Production. So basicly i will have all the Warner bros DVDs together all the Universal DVDs together but all the box sets in there own Section.
The real annoying thing is when you get a Movie that is either a 2 part or a Trilogy and one movie out of the 2 or 3 is made by some one else

Take Spiderman for instance. part 1 & 2 has Columbia on the Spine of the DVD case but part 3 has Sony that shit pisses me off. what i dont get is why do they change it? why cant they keep things the same for the sake of having a little continuity. maybe im just being a Moaning bitch? oh well…. its me end of the day HAHA…

Anyways in one of my previous blog post i spoke about how shit the Moive The Spirit was. also to be honest a Real shit start to movie watching of 2009.

So i thought why not point out some of the up coming movies of 2009 with Links for the movie and Trailers in a Brand New Section under the Cell Blog 79 Banner.

Check it out

Quote of the Day:
“The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand”
Frank Herbert (1920-1986)

Update: Reports comming from Sky Anti Arsenal Sports News that Arshavin’s club Zenit Saint Petersburg says Tomorrow is D-DAY for the club to Decide whether or not to accept the £12million bid by Arsenal. Zenit wants More money ofcourse because thay are a Bunch of Sneeky Russians that most probably takes a AK47 to every negotiation. Now arsenal have Set a Dead line date witch is Monday. Zeit on the other hand have Welcomed bids from other clubs if they are interested. Arsenal is the ONLY club thats made a Formal Bid.

Lets Hope Tomorrow the Deal is Done